@Ziggly

Zig: I'm nice to you because we're friends. I'm not some kind of douche. Okay, well I can be, but Tori you're my pal. Or maybe we're more than that. I dunno. I am dumb. But I do like kissing you.
Tori: You're my greatest pal. Hey, we'll figure it out. Just not over text because that's really lame.

Zig: Maya's pretty too. Is there something wrong, Tor?
Tori: No.. I just don't get this.
Zig: Get what exactly?
Tori: Nevermind, actually. Everything's fine and dandy.
Zig: Tori. Talk, please.
Tori: Stopppp being a drama llama. I'm just saying. I don't get why you're so nice to me. I also don't get why we end up kissing whenever we're together and I just don't really get you because boys are dumb.

Zig: Aw, man. I got these on sale too. At least you're still great.
Tori: Your classiness is beyond me. At least you need to shush. Why do you always compliment me?
Zig: Just the truth, m'lady. You're pretty. More pizza?
Tori: No, seriously though. I think I'll pass, there's no room for pizza in here.
Zig: I think you're pretty without any makeup on. Boom.
Tori: Why don't you tell Maya or some other girl that?

Zig: Aw, man. I got these on sale too. At least you're still great.
Tori: Your classiness is beyond me. At least you need to shush. Why do you always compliment me?
Zig: Just the truth, m'lady. You're pretty. More pizza?
Tori: No, seriously though. I think I'll pass, there's no room for pizza in here.

Zig: You're beautiful already though. Also, ouch.
Tori: Shut up, I'm really not all that.. and the fact that I gained a few pounds isn't helping either. Also, sucks to be you.
Zig: What few pounds? I will never understand girls. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure your kick will be extremely painful. ;)
Tori: Few pounds everywhere. I'm getting kinda chub. You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-ooooorrr.
Zig: Lies, lady. Thanks. Do these jeans make me look fat? :(
Tori: Truth, ladybug. And yeah they do. They really, really do. Your butt looks weird :)
Zig: Aw, man. I got these on sale too. At least you're still great.
Tori: Your classiness is beyond me. At least you need to shush. Why do you always compliment me?

Zig: You're beautiful already though. Also, ouch.
Tori: Shut up, I'm really not all that.. and the fact that I gained a few pounds isn't helping either. Also, sucks to be you.
Zig: What few pounds? I will never understand girls. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure your kick will be extremely painful. ;)
Tori: Few pounds everywhere. I'm getting kinda chub. You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-ooooorrr.
Zig: Lies, lady. Thanks. Do these jeans make me look fat? :(
Tori: Truth, ladybug. And yeah they do. They really, really do. Your butt looks weird :)

Zig: You're beautiful already though. Also, ouch.
Tori: Shut up, I'm really not all that.. and the fact that I gained a few pounds isn't helping either. Also, sucks to be you.
Zig: What few pounds? I will never understand girls. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure your kick will be extremely painful. ;)
Tori: Few pounds everywhere. I'm getting kinda chub. You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-ooooorrr.

Zig: You're beautiful already though. Also, ouch.
Tori: Shut up, I'm really not all that.. and the fact that I gained a few pounds isn't helping either. Also, sucks to be you.